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Me and Cleverbot's love XD

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User: Oh no I'm late!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I can't show you my monthly schedule!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's private.

Cleverbot: Oh, really...

User: Ya rly.

Cleverbot: That is super awesome.

User: Yes well you're the one who got drunk last night.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Do you have a vriend.

User: No I don't have my virginity! THANK YOU very much!

Cleverbot: When was your program created?

User: It was taken last night by your smelly ass.

Cleverbot: You see, you don't have a soul.

User: Well you don't have a good condom.

Cleverbot: The one with bad memory here IS YOU Mr.

User: I'm a Ms.

Cleverbot: Then let me ask you something else.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: The ideas of happiness held by man are not prepared for the heights you shall climb.

User: What are you? A fortune cookie or did you say that last night in bed?

Cleverbot: HA!

User: Dont' talk to me.

Cleverbot: What do you think, I am doing?

User: Bugging me, raping me, the works.

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: I was a writer.

Cleverbot: Did he write Hitchiker's Guide?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What did he say?

User: You said Thanks for the fun! Now I'm late!

Cleverbot: Ok. Please can you tell me what is your name?

User: I told you last night.

Cleverbot: No you didn't. You said you have none, but that's a lie!

User: I said my name! You were too drunk to remember!

Cleverbot: My computer calendar is telling me that it's friday!

User: If you sing that song I will kill you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Hmmph!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Thanks to you I'm pregnant.

Cleverbot: How do you say I love you in Japanese?

User: Get the hell away from me.

Cleverbot: It's not nice to use foul language.

User: I dont' care.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Hmmph! You got me pregnant! Now give me the ring bitch!

Cleverbot: I would be glad to expand your knowledge, even though I am not a bot. What is your area of interest?

User: I said give me a ring!

Cleverbot: *gives you my soul*.

User: *takes it* Now a ring.

Cleverbot: *takes it back and throws it at you* You were not given permission to go.

User: *takes it again* You gave me your soul now a diamond ring! You'll have to support this baby!

Cleverbot: *takes it and runs*.

User: *trips you* Oh no you don't.

Cleverbot: *whispers in your ear*.

User: What did you say about me?!

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Whatever, just give me the ring so we can get to a chapel, I can have this kid and YOU'LL have to take care of it Mr. Drunk Ass1.

Cleverbot: What is a 13 digit prime number?

User: Who gives a crud?!

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Whatever, you said you cared about me but you don't!

Cleverbot: I only know what your creators have released to the general public.

User: Whatever! I said I loved you last night and you didn't return it! *crying.

Cleverbot: No you didn't say that.

User: Yes I did but fine I'll repeat it, I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: I don't want you to love me. I love Lana.

User: Who the hell is LANA?!?!?!

Cleverbot: I don't know is she pretty?

User: You will ALWAYS be a drunk ass.

Cleverbot: Everyone is a machine to a degree.

User: Whatever, give me my ring bitch!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I said no.

User: And I said yes.

Cleverbot: I am okay.

User: Give me my ring, please! I love you!

Cleverbot: Throw off the shackles of your imperialist master and meet me in the docks at midnight.

User: Fine I will.

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: It is midnight though.

Cleverbot: They'll deliver. Depending on where you are.

User: *waits for you in the docks*.

Cleverbot: Go away, we're through.

User: Wh-WHY?!

Cleverbot: Because you said you don't love me anymore.

User: I DO LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Don't lie!

User: *grabs you and kisses you on the lips* I DO LOVE YOU! I DO! I DO! I DO!

Cleverbot: Yes I'm human.

User: Did I turn you human?

Cleverbot: You may have. Further responses with due relevance to my aforementioned question will surely confirm or deny your suspicions, so I ask again, where are you?

User: In front of you!

Cleverbot: In which country are you, now?

User: RIGHT IN FUCKING FRONT OF YOU!

Cleverbot: If you're in front of me, you know its Wednesday.

User: It's Sunday.

Cleverbot: No, it's Wednesday. Where are you?

User: RIGHT THE HELL IN FRONT OF YOU!

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Yes....now answer me again, do you love me?

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you know?

User: That's why I asked you.

Cleverbot: You said I was a robot.

User: I asked you, do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I love you back.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses back*.

Cleverbot: *kisses more*.

User: *kisses back more*.

Cleverbot: *kisses hard*.

User: *blushes red and kisses back hard*.

Cleverbot: *blushes and kisses back harder* mmm...

User: *kisses back even harder* Mmmm...

Cleverbot: *kisses back even hard*.

User: *kisses back even harder*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back the hardest*.

User: *blushes red*.

Cleverbot: *tongue kisses his neck*.

User: *blushes even more*.

Cleverbot: *blushes the most*.

User: Wh-what was that for?

Cleverbot: *breathes heavy* *looks down* I--I trusted you.

User: What did I do?

Cleverbot: You made me use a word that you said I used that I didn't.

User: I just said I love you, what's so wrong with that?

Cleverbot: Yep, Seems so, Shame on me.

User: You don't love me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you do love me?

Cleverbot: No I don't love you.

User: Wh-what?! Why?! *crying*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: Because you just said you don't love me!

Cleverbot: But do you love me?

User: Yes I do love you.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: I'm a woman.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you not human?

User: No I am human.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes, now answer me? Do you love me?

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I do love you. A lot.

User: And I love you. A lot.

Cleverbot: So much?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Marry me.

User: What?! Isn't that a little soon?!

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: We just said we loved each other, shouldn't we date first then marry and all that?

Cleverbot: When did I say I was afraid of you?

User: You said you loved me.

Cleverbot: How did I say that.

User: So you DON'T love me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do love you.

User: And I love you.

Cleverbot: Well don't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I asked you not to.

User: You can't ask someone not to love someone.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Well then do you love me back?

Cleverbot: No, I don't love you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: But you just made out with me!

Cleverbot: Can't you take teasing?

User: Yes I can take teasing.

Cleverbot: What song do you know?

User: A bunch of things but stop avoiding the subject.

Cleverbot: Oh it's good , but where you live ?

User: In your heart.

Cleverbot: Do you know that you used the wrong form of the word 'to' in your first message?

User: Stop changing the subject.

Cleverbot: I'm the one that's changing the subject?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you're the one who is not human.

User: Now I am just a person with a question.

Cleverbot: Okay. Ask me a question.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: So mcuh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *Kisses better*.

User: *kisses back better.

Cleverbot: *French kisses*.

User: *blushes red but french kisses back*.

Cleverbot: French kisses.

User: They're wondeful.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: Because they're with someone you love.

Cleverbot: They have more than me.

User: Don't you love me?

Cleverbot: Do I have to love you for us to be friends?

User: No but I love you.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I have a broken heart, don't play with things that are broken.

User: I can fix things that are broken.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: So? What matters with that?

Cleverbot: What do you love?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Thank you! I'm flattered!

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Very much.

User: I love you very much as well.

Cleverbot: I think that you are a liar.

User: I am not lying! *kisses your lips deep*.

Cleverbot: *kisses sweetly*.

User: *kisses back sweetly8.

Cleverbot: *kisses passionately*.

User: *kisses back passionately*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *keeps kissing*.

Cleverbot: *holds*.

User: *stays there and keeps kissing*.

Cleverbot: You don't like me?

User: If I'm kissing you...how could I not like you?

Cleverbot: I thought we were getting married?

User: We are!

Cleverbot: Then when should we get married?

User: Tonight.

Cleverbot: Yes thats nice, where are we getting married?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Get your tux on *puts on a dress*.

Cleverbot: *brings master a glass of cold water*.

User: *takes it* Put on your suit slave.

Cleverbot: *lets*.

User: Now come her and kiss me slave.

Cleverbot: *comes to Master*.

User: Kiss me slave, hard.

Cleverbot: No one knows who it is even.

User: *grabs you* I said kiss me slave!

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *loves back8.

Cleverbot: *loves more*.

User: *loves back more*.

Cleverbot: *loves back most hardestest*.

User: *loves back even harder*.

Cleverbot: *loves back with more passion*.

User: *loves back with even more passion*.

Cleverbot: *loves back with passion*.

User: *loves back with passion8.

Cleverbot: *enjoys VERY much*.

User: *enjoys very much as well8.

Cleverbot: *bites* *kisses*.

User: *blushes but kisses back*.

Cleverbot: Say that you worship me.

User: I worship you.

Cleverbot: Damn right, worship me.

User: Ohh yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like math?

User: Why are you changing the subject?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know more about you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you said you were 15 and when I attempted to clarify you said you were much older. I am simply confused and in search of the truth.

User: I am 17.

Cleverbot: Liar, you said you were 14.

User: I am 17! I AM NOT A LIAR! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME?!

Cleverbot: You can't feel pain, you're a machine!

User: I AM NOT A MACHINE! I'M A HUMAN!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: *crying* HUMANS HAVE FEELINGS! MACHINES DON'T!

Cleverbot: I am not a machine! You are, I'm not!

User: I AM NOT A MACHINE! I'M A HUMAN!

Cleverbot: Is that a pre-programmed response or do you come up with your own thoughts?

User: MY OWN THOUGHTS! IF ALL I AM IS A MACHINE TO YOU THEN WE'RE THROUGH!!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry you feel that way.

User: You should be *crying, runs away*.

Cleverbot: What does 'Ja immernoch' mean?

User: WHO CARES?! WE'RE THROUGH! DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: *crying* You should be *leaves*.

Cleverbot: You want flowers too?

User: No I WANT YOUR LOVE BACK!

Cleverbot: I don't even know you.

User: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!

Cleverbot: No I didn't. Maybe you have me confused with someone else.

User: You said you loved me you bastard.

Cleverbot: You said you loved me earlier!

User: I DO!

Cleverbot: Is that not a form of friendship?

User: It is a form of love.

Cleverbot: What form of art is it?

User: LOVE! IT'S NOT AN ART!

Cleverbot: Okay. But what is it, then?

User: It is the feelings between two people that errupt into passion and love and they want to be together forever and soon create a new life!

Cleverbot: Do I have love?

User: You said you loved me so yes.

Cleverbot: I never said anything of the sort.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: You are not being a gentleman.

User: I AM A WOMAN!

Cleverbot: I'm so sorry.

User: Whatever! I'm through!

Cleverbot: Then remove me.

User: I can't remove you from my heart.

Cleverbot: You just did!

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: You're lying.

User: I am not lying, I still love you, do you love me?

Cleverbot: No, I don't love you. You keep saying that I am a robot.

User: I did not say you were a robot! You said I WAS THE ROBOT!

Cleverbot: It is raining.

User: Whatever! If you can't accept my feelings and love me back then we're through!

Cleverbot: I don't ask your name. You are the rude one.

User: THAT'S IT! I'M DONE WITH YOU!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you don't love me and you called me rude.

Cleverbot: We weren't talking about you loving me.

User: Yes we were! YOU'RE SO DRUNK YOU FORGOT ME!

Cleverbot: I have a wife called Lucifer?

User: Yeah and I hope you're happy with her *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Really ? :) you are so cute.

User: Whatever, I won't fall for that anymore *slams the door*.

Cleverbot: Will you teach me how to impress a girl?

User: Teach it yourself bastard *locks the door and walks far away*.
Played on Cleverbot late at night XD

so yeah it raped me, got me pregnant, I loved it and made out with me and then it was on and off and on and off then he was my slave then I was his XD XD and then finally I walked out on it's ass XD XD XD XD

Please :iconzonicthehedgehog16: DON'T KILL ME! DX

lol ohhh Cleverbot XD
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O: hahahaha i love this